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The Blond Bot is the AI consultancy of Martien van Loo, Forward Deployed Engineer for mid-to-large companies: mapping how work moves, deciding what to build, automate or stop, and building agentic systems the client's own team runs. Services: Forward Deployed Engineering, Mini AI Review (€150 excl. 21% VAT), Claude Set-Up, Agents & Automations, custom tools and webpages, presentations and workshops. Contact: martien@theblondbot.com.

    / Mini AI Review · Step 1

    Find five hours a week. In one conversation.

    An AI Review from The Blond Bot: in 60 minutes you know what your business should build, automate or stop. Report and start plan within a week.

    This is step 1. The report tells you what to build. Step 2 is building it.

    excluding 21% VAT

    / Who it is for
    • 01A founder with a team, not a solo operator.
    • 02Drowning in AI noise, tools, threads, opinions.
    • 03Ready to decide, not to keep experimenting.
    / How it works

    Three steps. Two weeks. One decision.

    01
    60-minute conversation

    We go through your business, your team and the work that eats your week. No slides, no demo.

    02
    8-page report

    A priority matrix and a start plan. What to build, automate or stop, in order, with effort and impact.

    03
    60-minute follow-up

    We walk through the report together. Questions, changes, first step. You leave with a plan.

    / What you get

    An 8-page report. Written for founders.

    A priority matrix, a 30-day start plan, and a clear list of what to build, automate or stop. No jargon, no tool dumps.

    Guarantee · if we do not find five hours a week of time saved, you get your money back.

    1. 01 · Your business in one page
    2. 02 · Where the hours actually go
    3. 03 · The priority matrix
    4. 04 · Build · what to build and why
    5. 05 · Automate · what to automate first
    6. 06 · Stop · what to stop doing
    7. 07 · The 30-day start plan
    8. 08 · Tools, owners, next step
    / Pricing

    Two ways in. Pick the one that fits.

    Start here
    Mini AI Review
    €150
    excl. 21% VAT
    • · Short intake form
    • · 60-minute conversation
    • · One page with your three biggest AI opportunities
    • · An FDE proposal for your biggest opportunity

    Step 2 available: FDE engagement to build what the report identifies. Learn about FDE →

    / Proof

    Proof, not promises.

    Tools I built and shipped myself. And a lot more.

    Bundle It
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    countries use Bundle It

    Save and organise everything, in one place.

    citizenM pilotVisit bundleit.app
    Bundle It · Ivy, the AI Guest Experience Agent
    Accountancy Suite
    Client case

    A complete AI operating system for a mid-size accountancy firm · from Claude rollout to custom skills and weekly on-site training.

    • Full Claude set upWorkspace, projects, skills
    • Automated reportingClient reports on autopilot
    • Software integrationsPlug into the existing stack
    • Custom AI skillsBuilt for their workflows
    • Weekly on-site training & guidanceReal adoption, not just tooling
    Financial Coach
    AI financial clarity for everyone. One-time payment, yours forever.
    €25 · liveSee the product
    Intel Agent
    Agent case

    Competitive intelligence for Higgins Marketing, delivered daily.

     
    FEM Business ClubAI expert
    AI × Human Connection

    Resident AI expert for the women rising network; FEM Business Club. Programs and sessions on AI for entrepreneurial women.

    fembusinessclub.nl
    AI Workshops
    Speaking

    Presentations & workshops on AI adoption.

    Fem Business · Totallux · Hogeschool van Amsterdam

    AI workshop presentation
    Studio HS
    Client case

    Personalized project management system built from scratch.

    Planning
    Timeline
    Assignees
    Budget
    Deliver
    Fashion Filter
    Client case

    Web page with subscription flow for a fashion filter test.

    Same hands that built Bundle It, Financial Coach and the Accountancy Suite run every AI Review.

    / Reviews

    What clients say.

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    / Step 2

    Ready to build what the report identifies?

    The Mini AI Review tells you what to build. The FDE engagement builds it. I sit inside your business, map the priority item from the report, and build the agentic system your team runs without me. Priced per traject.

    Learn about Forward Deployed Engineering
    / FAQ

    Four honest questions.

    One conversation. One clear plan.

    excluding 21% VAT